Thursday, August 07, 2008

Don't do this to me. Don't be smart. Don't be savvy. Don't be self-aware and funny. Don't make perfect sense. That's not how its supposed to be.

Damn you, Paris Hilton. DAMN YOU.

2 comments:

  1. It's ok. Somebody else told her what to do and say. Relax. The world still makes sense.

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  2. Well, obviously. Experts also tell Obama and McCain what to say a lot of the time. But it's the delivery. She's being self-deprecating, and she knows it. It's like her vacuous public image is just a marketing device.

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