Monday, January 07, 2008

I think I should start to worry that I am becoming dangerously obsessed with Sarah Silverman to the extent that I have been through all the videos of her on YouTube and am now thinking of buying the 2006 Secret Policeman's Ball because it turns out her set didn't make the final TV edit. Which is insane because that show was pretty bad (despite a perception changing set by Russell Brand)

Seriously, I've not been this obsessed with hunting for material by a comic since I first heard Bill Hicks.

Friday, January 04, 2008

Something I learned about myself today - I am much more comfortable supporting the music of convicted murderers than I am supporting the music of a band who supports the ALF.

Thursday, January 03, 2008

And the same to you.

A couple of weeks ago, I received a text from my brother, who was about to go on holiday. He said "Have a great Christmas period" at the end, which I thought was nice for a while, until I started to worry that he meant I should have a nice Christmas, but then that was it.

Having given it some thought, I have come to the conclusion that Ricky Gervais' Extras Christmas special is by far the best thing he and Merchant have ever done - it was biting and cynical, without being preachy, and more importantly, the finish was much more heartwarming and emotionally gripping than he managed with the Office finale.

Friday, December 21, 2007

A very merry Christmas to all, and a happy and prosperous new year. In the spirit of wishing goodwill to all men, both friends and otherwise, I hope in particular that 2008 can be the year Kenny Richey returns to the UK and has the opportunity to live some of the life he's been deprived of over the past two decades.

At this time of year, when people always seem so much more tolerant of each other, may I also express a hope, with slightly less optimism, that 2008 is the year we start talking sensibly about immigration. There is nothing sensible about point systems or quotas or English tests of deportation of foreign criminals or Campsfield, though its almost taken for granted that there is. It seems whenever we talk about immigration, politicians like to focus on the "practical" issues or the "economic" issues, though these are usually clouded in half-truths, propaganda and innuendo. In my mind, though, the right to the freedom of movement, and the right to the opportunity of prosperity, regardless of the patch of land you were fortunate or unfortunate enough to be born on will always be a moral issue.

However, if we are going to do this the old-fashioned way, then let me say the following. In general, it would be fair to say that immigrant labour is more motivated and productive than the homegrown equivalent, that children of immigrant families, especially from Asia, outperform the children of British families, and that they are no less likely to pay their taxes. There are low skilled and high skilled jobs that all need filling and the country is better off if the most able person gets the job, regardless of background. And if being able to speak English makes a person more suitable for the job, then telling people they need to learn the language is probably unnecessary. If they are most suitable for work without good English, then telling people they need to learn the language is a waste of resources. That would be the "economics".

If we open the borders, illegal immigration will drop to zero in a minute. People who can enter a country freely tend not to need the help of people smugglers or druglords, and are less likely to end up in slavery or forced prostitution. Immigrants may be doctors, nurses, teachers, bus drivers, train drivers and builders, all of whom would probably be employed by the hospitals, schools, public transport services and housing development that are supposed to burst under the weight of all the new doctors, nurses, teachers, bus drivers, train drivers and builders we keep letting in. Social cohesion, if that really is a worry, will only be solved by engagement within communities. Banning foreigners from coming, or making them pay a bond for visiting families here, won't help at all, and may even make the problem worse. That, for those keeping count, is the "practical".

A little to the left, I guess.

Monday, December 17, 2007

I was motivated by Tom, today, to make this completely outlandish prediction: John McCain will win the Republican nomination next year. I actually think this.

Friday, December 14, 2007

http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2007/dec/14/marksspencer.europe

This is interesting. Let's do some economics.

A quantity of an untaxed product is supplied at the producer price. This quantity is increasing in the producer price - firms produce more goods when they get paid more per unit. This plots out the supply curve.

VAT raises the price paid by the consumer. If a producer supplied ten units of the good if he could sell them (untaxed) at £10 each, then with VAT at the usual rate, he would have to be able to sell it at £11.75 for him to be happy to still supply ten units. The tax shifts the supply curve up - same quantity will be supplied at a higher price.

People demand products in a quantity inversely related to the price - the lower the price the higher the demand. This plots the demand curve. The equilbrium market clearing price is that which makes demand and supply coincide. So what is the effect of a tax? Obviously, the price rises. However, it does not rises by 17.5%. Some of the tax is paid by the customer, while the rest is paid by the producer.

Why? Because higher prices reduce demand. This reduction in demand means firms need not supply as much of the good. They require a lower price to be happy to meet the new demand, and it is this price which the tax is added to. Thus, the new equilibrium price increases by less than the tax rate - and it is only the price rise that is passed on the consumer.

So, how much should M&S be paid back, if the tax wasn't valid? Clearly its more complicated than repaying all the tax paid on teacakes - some of this was paid by the customer. Furthermore, the only really interesting metric is lost profits, not lost revenues. If it can be demonstrated that M&S lost profits because of this tax, then this is what they should be claiming.

One last point - as customers paid some of the tax, are they entitled to a rebate? It would be hard to say how exactly to implement that, and anyway, all customers were presumably willing to part with that much money for the product. Other customers would have bought the product if the price had been lower (without the tax), so maybe they should be compensated in some way. This complicates the question enough, but just to add one more level, we really have to think about why the tax was imposed. The revenues from the tax probably were spent on something useful and good for society (like a poster that tells me what wonderful things governments spend their money on). Plus, cakes are bad for you - the higher prices may have helped save a few people from themselves.

Yes indeed.
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Thursday, December 13, 2007

Terry Pratchett has early onset Alzheimer's, which is incredibly sad on more than one level.

As a person who considers himself creative and imaginative and at least a little bit intelligent; as a person who exists most of the time within the confines of his mind, and as a person who hates being dependant or burdensome, this awful disease probably rates as one of my biggest fears. This news reiterates the fact that I must make sure I do all the things I want to do, creatively, artistically and intellectually, before its too late. Could someone keep reminding me of this?

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

I recently bought Primordial's latest, "To the Nameless Dead". They sound like this (try Empire Falls or The Coffin Ships).

They are absolutely amazing: heavy, yet melodic; dark, yet soaring. The vocals are emotive and powerful, while the lyrics read like poetry. I was reading the liner notes, which explains some of the lyrical influence - the album is about nations, about the "nameless dead" who gave their lives for a cause or for their country, though no empire has lasted forever. It touches on faith and belief, and has a lot to say about how we take for granted the often bloody and painful history that has brought us to where we are now - "Tell me what nation on this Earth, is not born of tragedy?".

I must go and watch them live.

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7125521.stm

I have no problem with anyone following any religion they choose - in my experience, people of faith are made happy because of it. But there is no place for modern government in upholding any traditions of any faith, including Christianity. It's survived 2000 years so far, and faced worst problems than some shops not wanting to selling cards with the name of their second-most important festival on the front.

Is there some reason, given so many people apparently care about this and it's not actually breaking any laws, that Christmas card and Advent calenders aren't still made?

Monday, December 03, 2007

More black metal in the mainstream media. Not a band I've really listened to much, but an interesting one. They made headlines recently in Norway for staging a series of photos where they "downloaded" a sheep belonging to a Norwegian minister in response to his suggestion that it should be legal to download music for free.

Friday, November 30, 2007

I found this really good article about one of my new favourite bands, Wolves in the Throne Room. For an article in the mainstream about a black metal band, the writer seems to know what he is talking about. There are a few over-generalisations - a lot of seminal black metal bands dropped the corpsepaint early on, not all bands adopted the traditional lo-fi production aestethetic (listen to Immortal!), few were involved in the church burnings and saying Satanism was proclaimed is a common stereotype (many were anti-religious, while other professed pagan beliefs). However, it's a thorough introduction, and an intelligent piece on a fascinating, progressive metal band.

Unlike this, which serves so little purpose - few Oxford students have any interest in the death metal scene, and this is hardly an introduction (the disc or the review). More annoyingly, the writer goes on about the boundaries of the style, ignoring the fact that extreme metal is one of the most diverse genres of music - that's what extremity is really all about. A portion of death metal bands, of which Severe Torture are one, aim to make the most brutal, heavy albums, and at first listen, they may be a lot of similiarity between different bands. However, it becomes quite possible to distinguish the ones that are playing generic death metal with the ones who show a desire to push the genre forward, of which there are many examples.

Also, the Scandinavian scene never imploded. It exploded and produced several different subgenres, each with a different sound, but ultimately falling under the label of death metal. Which pretty much says everything about the genre's "space for creativity".

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Skimming through Facebook today, I was a little surprised to discover several groups calling for action on fuel prices, by boycotting petrol stations for a period of time, and so forth. Obviously, such campaigns can never work on an effective level, but it seems like while more and more people are becoming aware of climate change problems, there is still a lack of understanding as to the exact effect out own actions on the problem. Higher prices may not have occured entirely because of the deliberate actions of a climate change policy, but that doesn't mean it shouldn't be welcomed. In our market economy, the only thing people really understand is prices. Higher prices lead to less usage. The current price does not in any way reflect the actual cost of oil - there are social costs of burning hydrocarbons today that will be incurred by future generations which are not factored into the price at the petrol station. Moreover, high prices also lead to more people putting more money into finding alternatives.

It is a shame that the oil industry will be benefitting so much in the short run from the higher prices - if the price increase had been solely the result of a carbon tax, then that money may have been put to good use in investing in sustainability. But its better than nothing.

Saturday, November 24, 2007

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/oxfordshire/7110758.stm

Damn right. Insert Voltaire (mis)quote here.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Don't let the fact that I think football fans are the worst people in the world lead you to believe I am in anyway enjoying any aspect of any particular national sporting teams recent successes or failures.