I apologise to all my many many avid readers for the lack of posting on the past fortnight. I'm currently writing from a library, because we have no Internet at home. It's a great story, and consequently, I'm making it the subject of my thesis. In brief, AOL suck, as the french would say, le big donkey cock.

Anyway, a great deal has happened in the past two weeks. When I am back online, I'll share. Until then, be happy that I have written anything. Oh, and go see Shrek 2, which is the funniest film in a year. "I've found cat nip" "Ees not mine!".

Speak soon

Craig