Wednesday, September 15, 2004

The following happened.

*Radio station lunchtime request hour show*

DJ: Hello Judy!

Judy: ...

DJ: Judy?

Judy: ...

DJ: Cindy?

Cindy: ...

DJ: Mandy?

Mandy: Hello, Steve!

DJ: Hi, but my names Tony.

Mandy: So's mine, but with an "i".

Everyone: ...

DJ: So, Toni, what do you want to hear?

Toni: "Want you back" by Take That, please!

*Meanwhile, backstage...*

Producer: Right, hows things looking?

Technician: Everything is fine.

*Back on air*

DJ: Oh, we're you a big Take That fan?

Toni: Yeah, I was gutted when they broke up.

DJ: Were you gutted when Robbie left.

Toni: I was. He was my favourite. Still is.

DJ: Do you like his new song?
Producer: Careful...
Toni: No, not really. I...
Producer: CODE RED!

*Transmission cuts, as the inane pop tones of "Want you back" kick in. The song plays*

*The inane pop tones of "Want you back" end.*

DJ: We're still here with Toni, who loves the new Robbie Williams CD.

Toni: S'Bril...brilliant. Love it. Definitely a number onepleasetakethatawayfrommyeye....

DJ: There we have it. Next up, more of your choices!

*Cut to jingle "RADIO: We have opinions, so you don't have to"*

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