Dear Mr. Homes,

As part of our ongoing campaign to take over even the most personal and inappropriate places for our own corporate shilling, we have selected your blog to broadcast a few choice words about CS Executive Management Consultancy! We believe that the people who read this page are looking for more, and that is exactly what we are hoping to take from you.

You are all invited to an evening presentation at the Randolph Hotel on the 5th November 2004 at 7.30pm, where you can meet a wide range of similarly minded people, from all across the nicer areas of Central London! Take time to chat with our representatives who will supply you with free champagne and fob off any serious questions you have with one of FIVE pre-prepared, government approved speeches about the Opportunities, Benefits, Rewards and Hamburgers you get from being a CS person.

On a more serious note, maybe you think you're not a CS person. You're possibly thinking you're an underachiever, whose not as "bright" or "self-aware" as your friends. Do Not Panic. You are exactly what we are looking for. CS specialise in providing people like you a place where these special talents can thrive. As we say at CS, "Relevance is a four letter word".

What exactly is a career at CS?! Our people dedicate they're entire life to making themselves and their companions richer, while at the same time helping poor and defenceless multi-national conglomerates deal with the problems of where the hoard their excessive wealth so as to earn even more to divide up when the annual bonus meeting comes around! You'll help companies believe they are doing something for their workers by suggesting a new wall colour for the gents toilets! Most importantly, you'll never have to worry about where the next challenge is coming from or that you aren't doing anything constructive with your life because we're paying you more than you could ever get doing something with your intellectual gifts that actually makes a difference to anyones life so that you never notice the empty, hollow feeling you would otherwise get spending your entire life sucking on the enormous penis that is corporate Britain! Plus, you get an enormous office with a secretary and a huge table and its shiny! Really shiny!

Hope to see you on the 7th!

Yours sincerely

Anthony Smith-Symthe-Smith