Hey,

You know we're rubbish as a people when the falling of snowflakes causes if not mass hysteria then at least the pinnacle of conversation. Local news had coverage of a man talking for several minutes, over a shot of a field with snow falling in it. The field was now white, I believe was the major thrust of the topic. Today's top headline: Snow Falls from Sky. In other news, War, Politics, Economy, War, but first, some more on that breaking Snow story.

The FTSE is down 200 points because of Snow.

Conflict in the Middle East now "covered in snow".

Michael Howard promises to reduce Snow if elected for the over 65s.

And finally, here's Peter Snow. He's doing, you know, his thing.

Speak soon,

Craig