Thankyou, by the way, to all the people I just removed from Facebook. It was cathartic. You see, you are all the worst kind of human being. I am really happy to say hello to old friends. But adding me to Facebook only not to say hi? Would you call a person up for the first time in a decade and then put it on mute? So I'm glad I was able to increase your friends numbers for a while, but now you have to go. I don't want anymore of your ridiculous facebook invitations to become a vampire, or exchange music, or touch each other. I want you gone, and for you to know that you are gone.

By the way, some people on the list just stayed on it because I remember you being very nice. Pretty much, I can do what I like.