Today I went around the "Metal" section in Zavvi, and removed everything that, while placed there deliberately by a shop assistant, was actually in the wrong place. They were left with about five CDs.

I think it's a mark of my elitism that I can no longer shop there, not out of any particular grudge, but because they actually sell nothing I actually want to buy. I have gone up to eleven.

I really want to own a music shop. If anyone is also really interested in owning a music shop, get in touch. I would sell CDs by Sigh. I know - no-one ever clicks my music recommendations. But please click this one, and listen to "Death before Dishonor" or "Messiahplan". They are seriously the most fun I've had from music in weeks.