If you like McCain rather than Obama, you're stupid. If you like Clinton over Obama, you're really stupid. Look, see.

I have faith, however, that Obama will soon make in-roads into the core really stupid vote that so far has been going against him. Then, a Clinton staff-member will get fired for implying that Obama has only got as far as he has because he's a smart, she herself will go on the record to say that despite his background, he's not a genius, "as far as she is aware", before finally some footage will appear on YouTube of Obama's former primary school teacher giving lessons in Latin. Thankfully, the young Barack wasn't in the room at the time when this Latin was spoken.

It's a parody, you see.