A link, especially for Tom, but also for anyone else that loves Stephen Fry. I love Stephen Fry. I often wish my first homosexual experience had been with him, but instead I had to settle for a girl.

Also, some jokes I thought of this weekend:

Race relations are changing. Look at America. Used to be if a black man was running for office, there would be people who wouldn't vote for him because he was a black man. Now when a black man runs for office, there are people who won't vote for him because he's an Arab.

I want to go hunting for zebras with a laser gun. I want to know if, when I shot one of them, it would tell me the price of zebras.