Sunday, March 14, 2004

Hey all,

It's Wrestlemania all the way, baby, so here's my predictions. Also, my recap will be up Monday morning, loads before AC's. But that's OK, because his recap will be rubbish:

- World Heavyweight Championship
Chris Benoit vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Triple H
Winner: Triple H

- The Rock ‘N Sock Connection vs. Evolution
Winner: Rock 'N Sock

- Women’s Championship
Molly Holly vs. Victoria
Winner: Molly Holly

- Chris Jericho vs. Christian
Winner: Christian

- World Tag Team Titles
Cade/Jindrak vs. La Resistance vs. the Dudleys vs. RVD/Booker T
Winner: RVD/Booker T

- WWE Championship
Kurt Angle vs. Eddie Guerrero
Winner: Eddie Guererro

- United States Championship
John Cena vs. The Big Show
Winner: John Cena

- Open Crusierweight Elimination Match
Winner: Chavito

- World Tag Team Titles
The Bashams vs. the APA vs. Haas/Benjamin vs. Rikishi and Scotty 2 Hotty
Winner: Haas/Benjamin

- Bill Goldberg vs. Brock Lesnar
Winner: Bill Goldberg

- The Undertaker vs. Kane
Winner: Undertaker

- Playboy Evening Gown Match
Winners: Really, really don't care. Raw girls?

So I was quite drunk last night, and today has been a non-event. Which is the way the Lord intended it to be. On the seventh day, he didn't rest, he recovered from a hangover. Hell, if I'd just created Heaven and Earth and all its inhabitants, then I'd wanna celebrate too. Consequently, I spent a good part of the afternoon watching Friends. This series has been hilarious, more than compensating for the fact that the writers have run out of actually interesting stories for the charachters. The choiceness: "My baby's face is on a penis"

Speak soon,

Craig

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