I'm reading some economics, and there is a reference to an article by a guy called Intriligator. This is the greatest surname of all time. I want to be Craig The Intriligator. Of course, this necessarily means my middle name would have to be The. Plus, no-one ever uses the middle name when addressing you. Maybe Craigthe Intriligator. But then no-one uses my surname very often either. At least I would be able to put it on my name badge, and at airports, they would put a call out for the Intriligators.

Cath says I'm not allowed to Intriligate.

I haven't decided what it involves yet.