Hey,

Quick allocation of obscenities.

Bitch: The woman in front of me getting off the first train who thought the bags in luggage needed a good rearranging, possibly because she felt such a responsible attitude would earn her the respect of all those waiting behind her. In this particular case, respect can be taken to mean "kicks to the knees".

Bastard: The individual who's stupidity meant I had a extra bag of remote controlled cars to hamper my already hopeless chase to reach the train.

Fuck: A situation where I am on the platform, but the train isn't.

There's more. There's also chicken kievs. Tricky.

Craig