Hey,

There was much grunting and banging from upstairs. I decided, on the third day, that this was enough. Confidently, I went upstairs. However, the wide open door and the loud gasp and the cry of "keep going through the pain" sent me scurrying back down again. Wild, passionate, borderline masochistic sex is fine by me, but not step aerobics. Those people make me sick.

Craig