So, I got my breakdown of marks today. All my papers were above 63 (rock), one was at 71 (Public rock), I came 12th in the year (position rock), and my average was 68.3 (percentage rock). Basically, my entire first comes down to the fact that I got 83.5 on my Labour paper (dependency rock). I worked it out: 10 marks less on that paper, giving a perfectly reasonble 73.5, would have given me an average of 67.4, just missing my first. So I owe exactly one sexual favour to whoever marked that paper, meaning I have three left for whoever want them.

83.5%. Fuck me.

Incidentally, if you have a question you would like answering, text it to Any Question Answered on 63336. It my current job. And I mean seriously, any question. Only one quid a pop.

Craig