Music (Explained with cows)
Punk
You should have two cows. But the government stole your cows. And the aristocracy exploited your cows. And the police oppressed your cows.
Hardcore Punk
Should have two cows. Government. Police. Aristocracy. Bad Things. Cows.
Emo
You should have two cows. But a football jock stole your cows. And your ex-girlfriend exploited your cows. And mainstream society oppressed your cows.
Pop Punk
You now have the two cows you should always have had, because you sold out.
Post Punk
You should have two cows. You want to put them in a garden. But it's starting to rain.
Goth
You have two crows.
Heavy Metal
You have two cows. Swoc owt Hail Satan eveh uoy.
Grunge
You have two cows. One is really successful, and the other is stupid. The successful cow can't take the pressure of being a successful cow, and kills itself. Everyone suspects the stupid cow.
Indie Rock
You have two cows. Because your friends all have two cows.
Post Rock
You have two cows. Because John Peel had two cows.
Prog Rock
You have two cows. You milk them with a trowel.
Post Punk
You should have two cows. You want to put them in a garden. But it's starting to rain.
Goth
You have two crows.
Heavy Metal
You have two cows. Swoc owt Hail Satan eveh uoy.
Grunge
You have two cows. One is really successful, and the other is stupid. The successful cow can't take the pressure of being a successful cow, and kills itself. Everyone suspects the stupid cow.
Indie Rock
You have two cows. Because your friends all have two cows.
Post Rock
You have two cows. Because John Peel had two cows.
Prog Rock
You have two cows. You milk them with a trowel.
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