Long time no blogg...

It's been so long, I think the last time I updated we were actually winning the war. Today's satire was bought to you by the letters F and U.

Things that I have read and I liked: James becomes skinhead neanderthal at Molineux, thus destroying the fantasies of thousands of 16 year old girls acorss the UK, right here. Paul and Alex have a romantic weekend right here. Is it true love, is it just about sex? Stay tuned. John...says nothing new for weeks, right here.

Happy birthday Wayne. Sorry I couldn't be there but I was doing my...share of the visiting. Fantastic weekend with you, Cath (loadsa-loadsa-loadsa-love) It's quite sad to leave you house because I love being there, and it'll be weeks before I'm back.

I am thinking of starting a film club next term, so James hasn't always got to host. I have many new movies to watch. They are manly. There will be no chick-flicks. There was much rejoicing. I reckon we could do an entire term of Robert De Niro gangster movies, as I have Untouchables, Goodfellas, Casino, and all three Godfather movies. I also have Heat and the Deer Hunter to watch. De Niro owns it the most.

Speak soon,

Craig