Hey,

I'm torn between two trains of thought. Let's run them by in turn. If it helps, think of it as the angel and devil on my shoulders. The angel is played by Joss Stone in the movie version, and the devil by Robb Flynn from Machine Head. Not to forebode anything, but he has brought a really big gun and several thousand rounds, all marked property of the US Army.

Joss: Feel bad for leaving the Bridge last week. You ruined many people's night because you all went out together as a big group of happy friends, and then left early.

Robb: But, you are so over clubs like that. You want to mosh and 'bang until two in the morning, and you don't need to feel that self-concious and really fucking bored. There are so many things better in life than clubs like the Bridge and Park End and Groove at home.

Joss: But you could get really drunk and then that would be OK!

Craig: I hate anyone who needs to drink to have a good time.

Joss: But... but... Grease Remix! Jackson Five! Cheese!

Robb: Time to shut up, Joss. *insert gloriously violent death scene*

Does anyone want the rights to this?

Craig